1. You've ever had a soul patch.
2. You think in hashtags. #youthmin #stumin
3. You've ever had to explain to a stewardship committee why you spent $75 on SPAM.
4. You're an expert on liability waiver forms.
5. You know who Duffy Robbins is.
6. You've ever been stranded on the highway in a van that was lovingly donated to the church.
7. Your office contains a megaphone, dodge balls, and slime.
8. You've got the pizza guy on speed dial.
9. You get your toilet paper from your front lawn.
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