10 Signs You're Probably a Youth Minister
Posted by Nevan Hooker on December 20, 2018. 0 Comments
1. You've ever had a soul patch.
2. You think in hashtags. #youthmin #stumin
3. You've ever had to explain to a stewardship committee why you spent $75 on SPAM.
4. You're an expert on liability waiver forms.
5. You know who Duffy Robbins is.
6. You've ever been stranded on the highway in a van that was lovingly donated to the church.
7. Your office contains a megaphone, dodge balls, and slime.
8. You've got the pizza guy on speed dial.
9. You get your toilet paper from your front lawn.
10. You use ONLY144.com to help stretch your extremely small ministry budget.
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